The Twelve Days of Christmas, Filipino Style


On the first day of Christmas my Nanay sent to me:
A red and green parol for my door

On the second day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

The giant wooden spoon and fork is a Filipino staple. Anybody ever try actually using them?

On the third day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the fourth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the fifth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

Ampalaya. I know it’s supposed to cure every disease known to man, but I still ain’t eating it.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the seventh day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the eighth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
8 Titas a Zumba-ing
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the ninth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
9 hotel shampoo
8 Titas a Zumba-ing
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the tenth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
10 tsinelas
9 hotel shampoo
8 Titas a Zumba-ing
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
11 cans of spam
10 tsinelas
9 hotel shampoo
8 Titas a Zumba-ing
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my nanay sent to me:
12 puto bumbong
11 cans of spam
10 tsinelas
9 hotel shampoo
8 Titas a Zumba-ing
7 kids a caroling
6 dried mango
5 ampalaya
4 Jollibee burgers
3 Magic Mics
2 giant wooden utensils
And a red and green parol for my door

Puto bumbong. More like Puto bum BOMB! This purple sticky rice treat is a very popular item during Christmas and Simbang Gabi.